I had a dream

Last night I dreamt that I was shooting zombies (maybe it had started out as a video game) but they suddenly stopped trying to rip me open. Eventually I realized that I myself had become some sort of zombie ghost. But I eat regular human food, so I joined a freeloading ghost clan. We were invisible to most humans, so we snuck into this house where my zombie ghost clan had a friend. He was setting up dinner for his uncle but came to us for a second to talk and his uncle freaked out and complained about him not making the table so he could not eat his pizza. The nephew exploded (not literally) and hacked at the uncle and the other random guy sitting at the table until they both died. I think I was disturbed by this scene - albeit I am a zombie - because I quickly left this dream.

Then I dreamt of random dreams that are really not as important -

Oh, no! There was a dream in which I was in a video game with friends and had to battle monsters. I could switch into the bodies with my teammate and pressing the next button - except I didn't have a controller. Maybe this WAS the zombie clan. I am not sure but I think we won because I threw someone down the stairs. I also am not sure of the order my story - or if there is any order at all. Maybe I lived out all my dreams simultaneously. Why not?

Some people have very sensible dreams. Maybe mine are semi- but my retelling butchers it because my memory is so bad that I literally forget parts of the dream every second. I now only remember my memory and retelling of the dream and not the actual dream at all.

Also: my neck is in so much pain so maybe someone threw me down the stairs.

New Blog Ideas

It's just like me to think of ideas for a new blog while my old one is sitting in dust. Deb, here are some ideas you may be interested in. Feel free to pitch in.

Cyber-Bullies - We write mean things about everything and everyone and receive a lot of hate mail and cruelly respond to them. Make fun of twitterers, bloggers, writers, etc. We'll be the most hated blog ever. It'll be great!

Criminal Blogging - We're some sort of serial killer, rapist or criminal like thing. Maybe we just beat cats for fun. Maybe we're shoplifters and blog about cool things we steal daily.

Zombie Awakening - We're zombies and we write about our awakening to the real world. This can go two ways: We could blog about our zombie senses slowly awakening as days go on or we could just munch on brains.

Zombie Land - In the post-apocalyptic world, we're all zombies and our lives are just that interesting that we're documenting daily events. Imagine Seinfeld, but with zombies.

Zombie Porn - No explanation necessary. 

Sorry for all the zombie ideas. I thought it was funny that you were violated by a zombie.